Posted by
Stefano on Tuesday, September 16, 2008 1:36:30 PM
I'm Oback Arama, and this is the last time I will address the issue of abortion and quote, infanticide, unquote, until I address it the next time. Many are criticizing my 4 votes against providing health care to products of conception accidently born alive during an abortion. Why people have a love affair with products of conception is beyond my ability to conceive. Ha! Ha! You know, I went back and checked my record on these votes, because I was sure that I must have voted present at least once on this issue, but not so.
Now, we all have heard the old philosophical question, "If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" Well, I ask you a similar philosophical question, "If a breathing product of conception with a heart beat dies in a dirty linen closet, and it doesn't get health care, does that make it a person with rights?" Due to the fact that this question may be above my pay grade, I must be very careful about my answer. Firstly, I don't pretend to know for sure if these things are living persons with rights, so the safest way to deal with them is to be as careful as possible to protect the right to choose and just assume that they are not human beings. Therefore, if it's not human, it's not infanticide. Secondly, I don't want people to twist my words and spread lies saying that I don't support universal, free, Cuban style health care. But if you put this thing in the closet and of its own accord it ceases to have a heart beat and, stops breathing, and no one is there to see it, really, who cares? We must at all costs protect the sacred holy right enshrined in the constitution through the Roe vs. Wade decision. I'm not one to blow my own horn, but it took a great deal of courage for me to lead my party on this issue by denying health care to the born unborn. Now, as I feared, politically motivated, petty people are attempting to use this against my humanitarian health care initiatives. But, I stood up when faced with that dangerous political decision and hit the no button on four different occasions and protected the sacred right of every woman and brave abortionist to snuff out, by neglect, accidently born alive, breathing human blobs of tissue with heart beats.
I hope that I have cleared up any doubts about what I believe and what I have courageously done to show my compassionate, sensitive actions on behalf of human rights and I hope my opponents will now stop these empty personal attacks that never fed a hungry child. We need to get back now to the central issues of this campaign, like change and hope, and change you can use, and change that works for you, and real change, not change of the last eight years. I hope that my life issues positions will encourage you to support the coming glorious United States of Oback Arama Nation, by voting for me for President, and not for that old Navy flyer guy.
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