Posted by
Stefano on Friday, September 05, 2008 9:35:44 AM
I am fed up with you right wing nuts who keep saying that I have no executive experience. Here is some of my executive experience:
I am the only candidate who has wartime presidential experience. I was President of the Harvard Law Review during the 1991-1992 Gulf War and my opposition to that war brought a quick end to that war when George Bush followed my usual strategy and withdrew the troops. I will use that executive experience to oppose and withdraw things when I become your President.
As an executive community organizer in Chicago, I opposed mid range missiles in Europe, suppported the nuclear freeze, and opposed the Strategic Defense Initiative. My executive opposition to those misguided policies ultimately resulted in the elimination of communism in Eastern Europe and the destruction of the Berlin Wall.
I was the executive chairman of a committee in the Illinois Senate where I courageously opposed and killed a misguided and dangerous bill that would have given children the right to medical care, if accidently born alive during an abortion. This would have been scientifically unsound in that what we are dealing with in this case are simply products of conception. Just because blobs of tissue are breathing, and have a beating heart, is no reason to give them health care. I'm in favor of universal, single payer, free to all healthcare, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I am currently the powerful "executive" chairman of the Senate Committee on Foreign Relations: European Affairs. As the leader of that committee I have made the significant executive decision to not have any meetings up until now. I realize that if I have no meetings I cannot vote "present" or even yes or no but I have shown beyond doubt that I can decisively implement my no meeting decision and to the best of my knowledge, no meetings have occurred. I'm pretty sure of that but I've been campaigning for the last 19 months so you never know.
These are just a couple of my executive positions and should be adequate to convince you to vote for me. I'm Oback Arama and I approved this message.
